Monday, May 23, 2011
Some Random Open Letters
Dear Tooth fairy, The boy lost another tooth tonight and let's face it, you have a shotty track record when it comes to showing up on time and with actual cash. Let's try to discontinue this practice. Please try not to mess it up.
Dear Opposing Team Tball coach, Allowing your players to stay on base after they are OUT doesn't teach them how to play baseball. I'm okay with no strikes, and I'm fine with the fact that EVERYONE hits every inning, but come on! If our players actually get someone out, you need to respect that and make your player sit. In case you didn't notice, when your players got an out, our players sat.
Dear Beach, I miss you!
Dear Kids, What is the likelihood you can go an entire day without fighting? The joy this simple request would bring is immeasurable. Please consider and get back to me on this ASAP.
Dear Weekend, Thank you for being awesome!
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About Me
- kisatrtle
- I'm a 41 year old (gasp) freelance writer, school cafeteria manager, wife and mother. I have three children and one anxious and overweight beagle. I use my blog to make others laugh, to share some cool crafts, to document my lunchlady adventures and to lament about the challenges faced by us all on the journey called life. Thanks for visiting. Please leave some crack...um...I meant some comments.
5 random thoughts:
he deserves a bunch of coin for a pic that cute ;)
Our tooth fairy also got very lazy after the first four teeth or so.
We fought tons as kids but now only remember the good stuff. Isn't that weird.
I love your writing style. I agree WHY are the kiddos still standing on the base?
Well... My sister and I NEVER fought when we were young! *fingers crossed behind my back*
Hope the tooth fairy gets her act together!! : )
And am I wrong to cringe at how long those t-ball games must be????