Today I took a break from the repeative life of a lunch lady and stepped out with the 1st graders on their field trip to a local county park.

I was put in charge of four kids, one of them my son and shortly after 9 a.m. we loaded onto one of two school buses for our adventure.

Here's what I learned:

• Any ride on a bus lasting more than five minutes is considered LOOOOOONG by 1st graders.
• These six and seven year olds know alot more about insects than I do.  For example, all insects have three body parts.  Without googling them can you tell me what they are called?  My son's class could.
• March in PA is a little early for an outside hike, but enjoyable none-the-less.  Just don't plan on seeing much wildlife as they are a lot smarter than humans.
• I am bigger than a bobcat and smaller than a buffalo.
• That Cheese-Its come in very tiny bags.
• Kids ask AWESOME questions like:  Why are boy birds prettier than girl birds?  Did the (taxidermied) beaver get run over by a truck? Do all hippos have mustashes?  Does the queen bee wear a crown?  I wish...she'd be a lot easier to find.
• Butterflies have tounges like party blowers.  I bet that makes them ideal party animals.  I mean they come already decorated and with their own favors.
• Dobson Flies still freak me out.

It's time to start baseball.  Son is playing t-ball again this year.  It's his last season and then next year he will move up to C ball.  Friday was his first practice and it was 38 degrees.  Needless to say, we didn't really practice.  We just forked over fundraiser money and agreed to meet the following week.

Looks like Little G might be the oldest on the team.  Seems like there may be a lot of newbies.  The sad part about that is we are practicing in a field.  Not a baseball field.  Just a field.  It's kind of hard to teach little kids how to run to to first base and stay in the baseline when there is no first base or baseline. 

I'm excited that we are on the Pittsburgh Pirates this year but am confused as to why the coach thinks that they wear yellow shirts.  I'm that's my neck of the words and I'm certain that they don't wear yellow.




Of course, we already own gray pants and white pants and his coach wants him to wear black pants.  I suppose I could have guessed that one.

Here's hoping the weather warms up a little this week so baseball becomes a little less painful.

Saturday and Sunday were low key days which is great because next week they both look crazy busy.  I finished the first major edit on my book.  Still not sure what, if anything, I'm going to do with it.  I've taken to reading a lot of teen fiction lately and a lot of times I find myself wondering how did this person get their book published.  I mean, let's be honest, unless you have an in, it's hard to get even a look.

Knowing that is a bit depressing.

Here's hoping you had a fantastic weekend.

I only had to work four days this week but yet those four days felt like fourteen.  I'm not sure why?  I think there were multiple factors, which include daylight savings time making it hard to leave my bed, my childrens' inability to get up unless it's Saturday and my constant state of cranky,  irritability associated with my menstrual cycle.

Seems I hate being a lunch lady while I'm PMSing (who knew?  Shut up, D.)

Here's what I learned this week, while serving time in the dish room.

This is an actual picture of the garbage disposal chute in our building.  It's full of broccoli and noodles.

• Broccoli and Noodles.  What do kids eat?  Because obviously they hate rottini noodles and broccoli.  Which reminds me of a joke I heard this week.  What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?  Kids don't eat broccoli.
• I like cheese.  Last week I remarked about the fact that cheesy broccoli and the dishwasher don't like each other.  A few of you questioned what the sauce was really made of.  I can't attest for your school cafeteria but in our cafeteria that cheesy substance is....cheese.  An entire block of it.  Melted and gooey and all-together delicious.  I hate cleaning it--but I love eating it.
• Pasta Pisses Me Off!  Okay, that's a little harsh, but seriously, I hate pasta day.  Pasta day is messy!  There's red sauce all over the tray.  This week, just for fun, we added a small spring salad, which as you can guess the kids loved. (Pretend that was written in a sarcasm font).  Picture trays covered with random stray noodles, red sauce, sprigs of grass and ranch dressing.  I hate PASTA day.
• Chicken.  Why do we have to have sooooo much chicken?  I understand that the kids like it, but twice in one week seems like A LOT.  Especially when we only have school four days.
• Cheese sandwiches.  I've said it before, but I'll say it again.  In a perfect world, no child would ever get a cheese sandwich because their lunch bill wasn't paid for.  If your economic circumstances have changed it takes just a few minutes to qualify for free or reduced lunch.  In a perfect world, I get to take your lunch and give it to your child while you eat the cheese sandwich.

Here's hoping you weren't elbow deep in pasta this week and that you learned something worthwhile.

I'm going to let you on a little secret. 

I am not an organized person.

Don't get me wrong, I don't need to be featured on "Clean House" or heaven-forbid any show featured on TLC.

That being said, I tend to have trouble putting things away.  I tend to have trouble caring if our socks are folded.  I tend to have trouble keeping anything organized or in a drawer in my craft room/office.

I spend an immense amount of time looking for things like nail clippers, Tylenol, and for cryin' out loud where are all the hair brushes in this house.

My husband is an engineer.  He likes all things in order.  If he had his way, the food pantry would be alphabetized.  Everything would have a place and everything would be in its place. 

Living with me must be some sort of penance for him.

Today at work we were all dreaming of millions and laughing about what we would do with all that money.  I thought it might make for an interesting blog post.

If I had 100 million dollars I would...

• Pay off my debt.  First and foremost, I would pay off all of my debt.  I would write a check for my house, I would bring cash into the bank and payoff my van.  (How much fun would that be?)  I would pay off my families debts too.
• New Car.  I would get a new car or truck for my husband.  He always seems to be driving the older of our two vehicles and I'm sure he'd rather have something a little more "show-off" worthy.
• Donations.  I would make a significant donation towards diabetic research.
• Publish my book.  I'd publish my own book and I'd buy a bunch of copies of it.
• Tips.  I have always wanted to give an exuberant amount as a tip to a tired, well-deserving waitress.  I would definitely do that.
• Work.  I think I'd be bored if I didn't do something during the day.  I'm not sure I'd continue working as a lunch lady, but I'm not sure I wouldn't either.  I enjoy writing for the paper, so I'm not sure I'd quit doing that either.
• Playground.  I would put a playground in at both the elementary I work at and the intermediate my girls attend.  It would be a fantastic, imaginative area filled with age appropriate play. 
• Travel.  I've always wanted to visit Australia.  Plus I'm dying to take oldest to Harry Potter World.  Those two places would be first on the list.
• Beach House.  I'd buy a house near the beach and whenever my friends could get away we would never have to worry about the cost of renting again.

If you had $100 Million dollars, what would you do?

Unless you've been living under a rock and don't have internet access, you've most likely heard, seen, twittered about or had your Facebook wall plastered with comments, both for and against, the new car seat recommendations recently released by the American Academy of Pedatrics.

Personally, I have mixed feelings about them.

The recommendations, in a nutshell, are as follows:

• Children should ride rear-facing to age 2, or until they reach the maximum height and weight for their seat. (The old policy from 2002 cited age 12 months and 20 pounds as a minimum for when to turn a seat around.) 
• Children should use a booster seat until they have reached 4 feet 9 inches tall and are between 8 and 12 years old.
• Children should ride in the rear of a vehicle until they are 13 years old.

I hated when my babies were rear-facing.  That being said, I turned each and every one of them around between the ages of 12-14 months.  Oldest was likely rear-facing the longest as I was always worried about breaking her.

It's hard for me to imagine letting my child walk to the car, climb into the car and then buckling them up facing the rear.  I completely understand the reasoning behind the recommendation.  In the event of a head on collision, the seat--not the child's neck and spine--absorb much of the impact.  I'm still uncertain what happens if you're hit from behind or slammed from the side.  Is it still better to be facing the rear?

As much as it pains me to admit this, I'm short.  I'm 5'2 and my children are not tall.  They likely never will be.  My 12 year old just barely makes it out of the booster seat guidelines.   While many of her friends consistently ride in the front seat of their family vehicle, I have been adamant on the fact that she is not allowed to.  The airbag is simply too dangerous and she must be 13.

Knowing how much she balks at the idea of remaining seated in the back, the thought of putting her into a booster seems downright impossible and somewhat comical.  She is nearly the same size as me.  How can I logically impose these restrictions?  Because I said so is such a pathetic answer.

It appears the Academy would also encourage me to have my nearly 10 year old and my 7 1/2 year old in five-point harness, forward-facing car seats.  I have worked dilegently with my children teaching them the correct way to wear their seat belts, the correct way to position the belt and to never remove the shoulder belt, no matter how annoying it can be.

My son will remain in his basic booster seat until the age of 8, which is currently PA law.  At that time, he will likely graduate out of that seat, just like his sisters did before him.

I believe we all want our children to be as safe as they possibly can be while riding in a car.  I believe the Academy has done dillegent research and is providing information that all parents need to evaluate and decide on.

Personally, I don't believe that keeping my children harnessed and boostered until they are nearly driving age is going to guarantee their safetly.  Teaching children how to properly behave in a moving vehicle, how to correctly use their seat belts, and modeling good driving habits will go a long way.

But let's face it--in the United States about 115 people die every day in vehicle crashes.  That's one death every 13 minutes.  Any given day it can be us--on the way to daycare--on the way to work--on the way to the third school board meeting of the week.

We need to put down our phones.  We need to stop being in a hurry to get here and go there.  We need to think about the precious cargo in our van, in the car in front of us, the school bus behind us.

We need to remember who is watching us from the back seat.

I had a throw down, yell-at-the-top-of-your-lungs kind of fight with my mother last week.  It was ugly.  It was the kind of fight that you don't easily recover from.  The kind of fight that makes it hard to go back to the the way things were.

The good news about that is that I'm not completely fond of the way things were.  I'm not completely satisfied with our relationship and I'm hoping that by airing out a little bit of a ton of our frustrations we will be able to move past the ugly.

Past the things that happened in the past.  Past the disappointment.

I'd like to start fresh with her.  I'd like for her to be a more integral part of my childrens' lives. 

I'd like her to start keeping her word.

I'd like her to visit more.

I'd like her to be happy and content with her life.

She said she wanted to see me.  She said she wanted to come and visit this weekend and to see the kids.  She and her husband came out Saturday.  We had lunch.  We did a little shopping.  Oldest gave her a makeover.  We smiled.  We laughed.

It was actually a nice time...a good visit.

Here's hoping....