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Monday, July 23, 2012

The Donkey Farm (part one) By the Numbers

We have returned from the farm safe sound albeit a little tired.

Here's a look at the place by the numbers.

Number of minutes it took us to get to the house from the nearest McDonalds = 45

Number of miles we were on a dirt road before actually coming to my mom's house = 8

Number of bug zappers on the wall at the same McDonalds = 4

Number of acres my mom and stepfather own = 47

Number of horses my mom's neighbor is boarding on her property = 4

Number of miles to my mom's closest neighbor = 1

Number of times I received a text = 0 (no cell coverage at all)

Number of bears in my mom's bathroom = 1 holding the toilet paper, one on the shower curtain and quite a few on the wall.

Number of times my grandma won at cards = 0

Number of dirty looks my grandma gave my good friend B when B was winning at cards = 29

Number of gifts my mom gave me = 40 (an early birthday present)

Number of times I wanted to kill my mom's dog = 3,298

Number of times the pony got an apple = 6

Number of times the other three horses got apples = 4

Number of time the kids (and my grandma) made me laugh = countless

6 random thoughts:

Monkey Man said...

number of times I missed ya while you were gone...at least a billion :)

Kristie Maynard said...

Sounds like the donkey farm trip was a bunch of fun. Can't wait to hear more about it.

~Wendy said...

I have been waiting for this post!!! :O) Thank you for sharing!

becca said...

looks and sounds like fun

Jon said...

I want that bear toilet paper NOW!

:)
Hugs
Jon

Jenners said...

I think the donkey farm would be a nice place to visit … but I don't think I'd want to live there. Can't wait to hear more!

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