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Tuesday, May 15, 2012
10:44 PM | | Edit Post
Lately I feel like I'm on this show but when I wait for John Quinones to show up...he doesn't.
Here are just a few examples.
You are in a soon to be crowded lunch room when you notice someone's ass crack is hanging out.
What do you do? Tell them or not tell them.
Remember they are a stranger and maybe they like their ass crack hanging out.
You are in the grocery store when the lady in front of you decides to pay with all quarters. Seriously? Who does that?
On your way to work you get behind someone who is either a) completely intoxicated at 8 a.m. b) lost or c) the world's most incompentent driver. Do you honk or just turn up your music?
You are at a meeting for which you dressed like you were attending a meeting. You realize that most of the other woman are dressed like they are 22 and going dancing at a club. You try to recall the last time you purchased pantyhose, let alone pantyhose with obnoxious designs?
Do you realize you are the only intellegent one in the room or do you stop at Walmart on the way home and pick up checkered pantyhose, 1/5 of maddog and a squirt three sizes to small?
You are forced to work a substitute who continually pulls her pants up and blows her nose while wearing disposable gloves. She apparently believe the gloves harbor some germ shield. Hello! Change your damn gloves!!!
What would you do?
- I'm a 41 year old (gasp) freelance writer, school cafeteria manager, wife and mother. I have three children and one anxious and overweight beagle. I use my blog to make others laugh, to share some cool crafts, to document my lunchlady adventures and to lament about the challenges faced by us all on the journey called life. Thanks for visiting. Please leave some crack...um...I meant some comments.