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Friday, September 30, 2011

Lessons from the lunchlady: don't ask one more question!

Once a month we are allowed to have a nervous breakdown and this week I had mine. Here are just a few reasons why.

TOO MANY QUESTIONS: My coworker asked just one too many questions on Thursday. Usually I can block this out but for some reason the fact that she asked 52 questions about sausage before 10 am set me off.

SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE THIS. What is it? That be the rotten orange at the bottom of the box.

IT AIN'T ROCKET SCIENCE: I will be the first to admit that the cafeteria doesn't attract the most intelligent employees but do they really need to be this specific on the pizza box? Really?

YOU CAN HEAT THE BISCUTS BUT... you can't make them eat em. After being told repeatedly that heating the rolls would be a HUGE pain, this week we heated biscuts to serve with popcorn chicken. In case you didn't know biscuts and rolls are clearly not the same. Kids throw them away just the same

iROAR BUBBLES BLOW. I helped at an iRoar assembly this week and got stuck at the bubble station. 200 kids and soapy water. What could go wrong?? Even though it was messy, I must admit it was tons of fun!

In conclusion, knock off the questions, keep your hands off the moldy oranges, follow the instructions percisely, warm biscuts are way better than cold rolls and, while messy, bubbles can always make you smile.

What did you learn this week?

6 random thoughts:

David Allen Waters said...

so how do you cook the pizza???? lol, sorry I couldn't help myself.

I so thought that orange was a piece of moldy pita bread...

DeepBlue said...

I also had a question but I think I'll refrain myself from asking!

May I wish you a wondeful weekend?

D'ho! I did it! Sorry! ;)
Hugs
Jon

septembermom said...

I would lose my mind with too many sausage questions too. LOL.

Funny post as always :)

Jenners said...

The photo of that orange makes me want to throw up!! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

becca said...

miss miss i have I question..lol

okay so just wanted to join the fun and yes bubbles always make things better

Kristie Maynard said...

I learned that sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

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