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Tuesday, January 4, 2011
3:20 PM | | Edit Post
We went out of our way to make special chicken for the two kids in the building allergic to the popcorn kind.
We put out carrots and ranch dip even though they weren't on the menu.
We put out sweet and sour sauce.
We put out honey mustard sauce.
We put out BBQ sauce.
We put out mayo, ketchup and mustard.
And what do the kids say?
"Get me some butter!" "Do I need to tell a teacher on you or are you gonna get the butter?" "Why ain't their jelly?" "Where are the knifes?" Knifes? Really?
To top it off they don't even ask to leave the cafeteria to use the restroom. They just sort of tell you.
"Hey, yo I'm going to the bathroom."
Surely you aren't talking to a grown up are you?
After everyone was seated the aide blew her whistle and we loudly explained to them that if they continue to be rude they will not be given any condiments. Last time I checked that stuff wasn't on the menu. So in other words it can be removed at anytime.
Ask nicely, yo! Or you ain't getting no butter for that roll!
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