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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Tuesday Tribute - The Toothfairy

Tuesday's Tribute


Dear Toothfairy,

Thank you remembering to come to my house last night and take away middle daughter's tooth.

Lately we have had a tumultuous relationship and I attribute this to the fact that you are outrageously absent-minded.

Granted, I do not know what is going on in your personal life and perhaps you feel spread thin like butter, but forgetting to pick up a tooth on more than one occasion should have resulted in your immediate termination.

No, that is not a death threat. I'm just saying that in the "real world" forgetting to do one's job would, indeed, result in the loss of said job.

That being said, I'm glad to see that you have resumed your duties with the utmost of care.

That you are arriving promptly and not at 5:30 in the morning after being startled awake at the thought of your forgetfulness.

In short, today's tribute is all about you! Keep up the good work and remember if you forget again I'm putting your job opening on Monster.

Sincerely,

an absentminded parent

7 random thoughts:

angie said...

The tooth fairy has been forgetting around here for #2.

I'm afraid that by the time # 4 and #5 start losing teeth she/he'll be LONG since MIA.

She must have some busy life. :)

Muthering Heights and Other Senseless Sensibility said...

*Tsk,* darn tooth fairy!

septembermom said...

The tooth fairy in my house has amnesia often too. I have to post a reminder on the fridge, or I'll totally forget. Great tribute idea!

Amy said...

That tooth fairy is really not doing her job well these days. Lady Di my P.I.C had the same problem a few weeks ago.

http://mamaswithdrama.blogspot.com/2009/06/viva-la-toothfairy.html

Jenners said...

This is sooo cute! I love the idea of the "tooth fairy" bolting upright in bed at 5:30 remembering a tooth to pick up! Good job! : )

septembermom said...

Hi, I'm back! I left you an award on my blog today:)

BookLady said...

Yes! I'm not the only one the toothfairy has skipped out on! :)

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