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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Twenty-six Things Every Parent Says Everyday

This is part of Mama Kat's weekly writer's assignment. It's never too late to play along. Leave a comment and I'll be sure to stop by your blog and see what you wrote.

A - Ask me that one more time and the answer is definately NO
B - Because I said so
C - Can't you do it the first time you are asked?
D - Don't touch the _____________ (dog, your sister, you butt, that chewed up piece of gum on your shoe)
E - Eat everything on you plate.
F - Forget about what your friends are doing and do what you are suppose to do.
G - Big G, Middle G, Little G, or whatever your name is.
H - Here's a good idea...put your laundry away if you are bored
I - I love you, that's why I want you to grow up big and strong
J - Just because your friends are doing it doesn't make it a good idea
K - Keep your hands to yourself
L - Let me help you
M - Mommy needs a time out
N - NO
O - Only because you said please
P - Please
Q - Quit hanging on the dog
R - Reading helps your brain grow
S - Stop looking at me that way
T - Tickle torture
U - Unbelieveable.  Why would you think that was a good idea?
V - Vases are fragile.  They break easily
W - What would I do without you?
X - Xanax is a great invention...LOL
Y - Your friends don't make the rules in our house
Z - Zip your's winter time.

12 random thoughts:

Anonymous said...

That is so funny. Loved it.

Angela said...

Wow I say all of those..probably several times a day!!

Jenners said...

This is CLASSIC. I should just read these into a tape recorder and let them play all day! Eventually one will apply. Or maybe just the N one! Loved this!

Carrin said...

I think you nailed that on the head!

Anonymous said...

You completely have it covered! I love your take on that prompt!

Kristen said...

Perfect. I love those mommy time-outs!

TuTu's Bliss said...

You're a guest of honor at the "Award Buffet" please blog on over and dig in!!

Enfys said...

So funny, another post that made me think TGTDAO
(thank God those days are over)
En xx

InkHearts said...

This is great! It reminds me of that Anita Renfroe song called "Momsense" that she does to the William Tell Overture. Have you seen it? It is on YouTube, you just put in "mom song" and it will come up.
Today's word is "Idetrus", as in
"Ide trus you but you already done stole me blind!"


Mama Kat said... just covered my day in an ABC poem. Excellent!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

This is awesome, I especially love U and W!
I saw a comment from you on Life with a Little One and More and just had to check your blog out because the name intrigued me. I LOVE turtles!

Namine said...

Sounds really familiar!!

Well written!

Thanks for you comment! Needed that

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