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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Things I learned at the cafeteria this week


Things have been hopin' at the elementary school cafeteria and I'm learning lots of new things everyday. Some of the things I learned this week include:

  • My school district still celebrates the rape and pillage of America, otherwise known as Columbus Day. No school Monday.
  • Chicken Pot Pie is not a pie on this side of Pennsylvania. On the western side of PA it is most definitely a pie. Here...not so much. It's what we westerners call soup.
  • Making apple crisp for 200 people involves measurement's that include: pounds of flour and oats and bags of brown sugar. Are you hungry yet?
  • If I call off because I have a sick child at home the odds that the state inspector will show up are high. Who knew???
  • Chocolate milk is the most popular flavor of milk by far. This includes breakfast...fruit loops and chocolate milk anyone???

How is your week working out???

4 random thoughts:

Becca said...

HAHA! Fruit loops and chocolate milk certainly sounds interesting and not for me. I LOVE potpie but that version also sounds interesting and not for me.

Jenners said...

Well this is very illuminating. I think I will pack my son's lunch next year.

Shannon said...

Wen,
That pick is just downright scary! LOL You are a braver woman than me, is all I can say.

word is: tiver

vegan "liver" made out of tofu.

Stu Pidasso said...

That's some good stuff. Don't sweat the boss....sick kid trumps angry boss and inspector EVERY time. And the post it note thing is way cool!

Thanks for leaving me a note about the poem.

See you soon!

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