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Friday, December 16, 2011

Lessons from the Lunchlady: oh stuffing balls, oh stuffing's Christmas dinner in the kitchen

This week was full of stuffing balls, turkey hats and lots of laughter.

Sometimes I have so much fun at work that it ought to be illegal and other days I think what they pay me to show up there oughta be illegal.

Here's what I learned...

Kids dont't eat stuffing balls and corn. Actually, I didn't learn this. I already knew it. It is painful watching all the food we disgard going down the garbage disposal.

It hard to look this good. I know. I look like a royal dork, but I had a lot of fun asking co-workers if they wanted to touch my bird and poking people with my drumsticks. Next year I think I may have to add red ribbons. This turkey needs some dressing.

What's up with those lights? My co-worker and I are convinced that they're a little "cheeky". Does it look like someone's mooning you?

Slow Christmas songs make me sleepy. My boss has been playing holiday music since the week before Thanksgiving. I am covinced that the DJs are sick of the holiday song loop and are playing things in a row just to be annoying. Like Ave Maria, Blue Christmas, oh Holy Night and anything by Michael Bolton.

Cheesy broccoli and alfredo noodles. This combination all over the trays makes one long for...dare I say it...stuffing balls. Turns out there are lots of meals that are worse cleanup than the holiday meals.

Five more days until Christmas break. One of them is PJ day, which might be my all time favorite day of the year.

What did you learn this week?

4 random thoughts:

Jenners said...

Totally love your hat!! Beyond cute!

And yes … I see a butt mooning me in those lights. Cheeky!

Mitch Block said...

I think you're adorable in your hat! What the hell is a stuffing ball? Is it a scoop of stuffing? Or are you stuffing balls? If so, balls of what? It sounds disgusting. (After traveling, I'm getting caught up on your posts.)

Enfys said...

Hi Wendy, just popped over to wish you and yours a very merry Christmas, and a happy new year. One of the things I learned this week is that you always make me laugh.....
En xx

Becca said...

I am loving your turkey hat! HILARIOUS!

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