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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Writer's Workshop: No one ever asked me....

Mama Kat's Workshop this week has some awesome prompts.

I decided to write about all those things that no one ever asked me to do.


~cook them a gourmet meal

~ sing at their wedding

~reach them something from a top shelf

~hoist them through a window

~baptise their baby

~cut their hair

~ gut a deer

~ change a flat tire

~organize their clutter

~name their first born

~be a back up dancer

~shingle a roof

~dance a mambo on National television

~be a co host on The View

~sign their autograph book

~build them some furniture

I could probably keep going but I'm sure you stopped reading at "gut a deer".  What can I say--this is Pennsylvania.  I may be the only person in the state who hasn't!

6 random thoughts:

Anonymous said...

bea back up

this list is awesome, well done;)

Dan said...

Hey, maybe we can open a dance and singing school! After all, remember the old adage - those who can't do, teach.

And I even have the deer gutting covered. {*grin*}

Becca said...

HAHA! What a funny list! AND SUPER GROSS on the deer gutting! BLECH!

I was watching the news the other night and saw a clip about the JD walk in Greenville. I think it is too crazy! Such a small world!

Jenners said...

That was an eclectic list.

And hey ... would you skin a deer for me? I don't want you to feel left out.

Meeker said...

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septembermom said...

Funny post!! That mambo dancing invitation may be on its way :)

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