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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Things I learned from my gynecologist
My gynecologist makes me laugh.
She's easy to talk to and answers all my questions. She never rushes me along.
Today I learned that your blood pressure can be 114/68 and you can still be alive. Seems really low to me but as discussed previously I am not a doctor
I learned that it's much easier to speak at career day if you are a lunchlady and not a gynecologist.
I verified that sadly your breasts do stop growing and I can finally put to rest that dream of a slightly larger cup size.
I learned that like the post office when they ask you if you are mailing anything hazardous, harmful or potentially dangerous, my doctor asks if there is anything else she should know about before she begins the exam. Um...like?? Any new tattoos or piercings? Seriously? Does that happen a lot?
I learned that the chances of getting the handicap exam room are one out of three yet I've never been in any other room. Coincidence or intentional?
I learned that doctor coats intentially have big holes in the sides of them so you can put your hands in your pants pockets. Wouldn't it just be easier to put pockets in the coat?
I learned that I can personalize the above picture and give it as a gift. Anyone else find that odd? I mean they have a gynecologist and not a lunchlady. You know you want to click the source link.
I laughed through the entire visit and just like at the pediatrician's office I left with a price--a pink slip for my very first mammogram.
Just imagine what I'll learn there!
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My gynecologist makes me laugh.
She's easy to talk to and answers all my questions. She never rushes me along.
Today I learned that your blood pressure can be 114/68 and you can still be alive. Seems really low to me but as discussed previously I am not a doctor
I learned that it's much easier to speak at career day if you are a lunchlady and not a gynecologist.
I verified that sadly your breasts do stop growing and I can finally put to rest that dream of a slightly larger cup size.
I learned that like the post office when they ask you if you are mailing anything hazardous, harmful or potentially dangerous, my doctor asks if there is anything else she should know about before she begins the exam. Um...like?? Any new tattoos or piercings? Seriously? Does that happen a lot?
I learned that the chances of getting the handicap exam room are one out of three yet I've never been in any other room. Coincidence or intentional?
I learned that doctor coats intentially have big holes in the sides of them so you can put your hands in your pants pockets. Wouldn't it just be easier to put pockets in the coat?
I learned that I can personalize the above picture and give it as a gift. Anyone else find that odd? I mean they have a gynecologist and not a lunchlady. You know you want to click the source link.
I laughed through the entire visit and just like at the pediatrician's office I left with a price--a pink slip for my very first mammogram.
Just imagine what I'll learn there!
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- kisatrtle
- I'm a 41 year old (gasp) freelance writer, school cafeteria manager, wife and mother. I have three children and one anxious and overweight beagle. I use my blog to make others laugh, to share some cool crafts, to document my lunchlady adventures and to lament about the challenges faced by us all on the journey called life. Thanks for visiting. Please leave some crack...um...I meant some comments.
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