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Wednesday, February 1, 2012
10:18 PM | | Edit Post
I don't want to kill you, but unfortunately, you have overstayed your welcome. You have eaten the lemon cookies. I don't know if you are aware of this, but I love lemon cookies and now you have tanted them.
I don't know if you walked all over them looking for the most lemony one. I don't know if you tasted a few before you picked one to gnaw on or what. Let's be clear...this grosses me out!
I HAD TO THROW THE LEMON COOKIES AWAY.
Because of this, I have decided that I now must kill you.
You, however, seem to be against this idea. In fact, you cleaned the peanut butter off of two traps and have yet to die.
Here's how I see it...this is your last chance. Pack up the family and get out of my house.
Tonight the traps are set with lemon cookies and I have a feelin that it might just be your last meal.
- I'm a 41 year old (gasp) freelance writer, school cafeteria manager, wife and mother. I have three children and one anxious and overweight beagle. I use my blog to make others laugh, to share some cool crafts, to document my lunchlady adventures and to lament about the challenges faced by us all on the journey called life. Thanks for visiting. Please leave some crack...um...I meant some comments.