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Friday, December 9, 2011
4:15 PM | | Edit Post
Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat...please put a penny in the old man.s hat! Um...there is something in the air and I'm blaming it on the fat guy in the red suit. He has a habit of winding kids up.
Here's what I learned:
Not all pears are created equal. Dear Harvest of Eden Pear Provider...your pears suck. I wouldn't feed them to elementary kids even if they were the only pears left on the planet. They are canned far to early. They are not ripe. They have brown bumps all over them. What are those brown bumps. If there really is an Eden at your company, can you have her call me. We need to talk pears.
Hot or Cold Veggies. I have lamented numerous times about offering veggie choices. It is time consuming and wasteful. This week corn was kicking salad's arse. I made it through most of kindergarten before I realized that they thought I was saying POPcorn instead of HOT corn.
Do you hear what I hear? I got my co-worker an elf hat with a bell on the end. It entertained her the entire day and her constant jingling made me laugh. Of course, it was even better when she would inadvertently hit herself in the face with the bell. Now. that. is. funny.
Stuffing balls. Next week is our dreaded Holiday Meal. A big mess that goes down the garbage disposal. In fact, I may videotape some of that waste. In order to make the day a little more fun I bought myself a new hat. Can you guess what we are having? My hat is kind of like giving everyone the bird. LOL
What did you learn this week?
- I'm a 40 year old (gasp) freelance writer, school cafeteria manager, wife and mother. I have three children and one anxious and overweight beagle. I use my blog to make others laugh, to share some cool crafts, to document my lunchlady adventures and to lament about the challenges faced by us all on the journey called life. Thanks for visiting. Please leave some crack...um...I meant some comments.