I started thinking the other day about all the things I say.

All the things I repeat.

Which, of course, lead me to all the things I say that I never thought I'd say...

This is just an "off the top of my head" list and by no mean constitutes a complete compliation.

1. "Don't touch the dog's penis."
2. "Do not kiss each other with your tongues. That is how animals kiss."
3. "Eating things off the bottom of your shoes is not acceptable."
4. "If you find gum under a table, it is not free candy."
5. "Do not ever let me catch you biting your toe nails again."
6. "The dog is not playing with you when he tries to get on your back.  Do not let him do that EVER again."
7. "Butts just get ichy.  I do not know why."
8. "Spongebob's friend, Patrick, is not a giant tongue.  He is a starfish."
9. "We do not flush potatoes down the toliet.  Even if they fit in the hole, they still get stuck!"
10. "Was whatever you just put in your mouth food?"

What are some things you've said that you never thought you would?