Showing posts with label snap trap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label snap trap. Show all posts
Thursday, February 2, 2012
An open letter to the mouse in our house: Part two
Dear house mouse,
You are lucky that my son is an animal lover. You are lucky that my husband is flexible.
I told you yesterday that you were a goner.
I warned you that the lemon cookies were the last straw.
Then my son came home with a live trap. Catch and release.
And after five days of avoiding death in a snap trap, we caught you on the first try with the live trap.
My son was giddy with happiness.
He got dressed at 6:30 in the morning just so he could let you go. He went for a walk with Daddy and they let you go in a field.
Little G said, "Mom, he was so happy he was dancing!".
You better keep on dancing far away from those lemon cookies!
Best wishes, Mr. Mouse.
~kisa~
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
An Open letter to the mouse in my house
I don't want to kill you, but unfortunately, you have overstayed your welcome. You have eaten the lemon cookies. I don't know if you are aware of this, but I love lemon cookies and now you have tanted them.
I don't know if you walked all over them looking for the most lemony one. I don't know if you tasted a few before you picked one to gnaw on or what. Let's be clear...this grosses me out!
I HAD TO THROW THE LEMON COOKIES AWAY.
Because of this, I have decided that I now must kill you.
You, however, seem to be against this idea. In fact, you cleaned the peanut butter off of two traps and have yet to die.
Here's how I see it...this is your last chance. Pack up the family and get out of my house.
Tonight the traps are set with lemon cookies and I have a feelin that it might just be your last meal.
Sincerely,
Kisa
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- kisatrtle
- I'm a 41 year old (gasp) freelance writer, school cafeteria manager, wife and mother. I have three children and one anxious and overweight beagle. I use my blog to make others laugh, to share some cool crafts, to document my lunchlady adventures and to lament about the challenges faced by us all on the journey called life. Thanks for visiting. Please leave some crack...um...I meant some comments.
