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Showing posts with label no one ever asked me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label no one ever asked me. Show all posts
Thursday, March 25, 2010

Writer's Workshop: No one ever asked me....



Mama Kat's Workshop this week has some awesome prompts.

I decided to write about all those things that no one ever asked me to do.

NO ONE EVER ASKED ME TO....

~cook them a gourmet meal

~ sing at their wedding

~reach them something from a top shelf

~hoist them through a window

~baptise their baby

~cut their hair

~ gut a deer

~ change a flat tire

~organize their clutter

~name their first born

~be a back up dancer

~shingle a roof

~dance a mambo on National television

~be a co host on The View

~sign their autograph book

~build them some furniture


I could probably keep going but I'm sure you stopped reading at "gut a deer".  What can I say--this is Pennsylvania.  I may be the only person in the state who hasn't!




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