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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Books I can't read and Movies I don't like to watch

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Are you playing along with Mama Kat

This week one of the writing prompts asked us to review some books we just plain hate to read to our kids.

This one immediately came to mind.

If you aren't familiar let me sum it up for you. The sweet little boy on the cover grows up a little bit more on every page. The mother gets closer to death on every page.

She sings this song:

I'll love you forever

I'll like you for always

as long as I'm living

my baby you'll be

Until one day she can't sing anymore 'cause of the whole impending death thing and the boy holds her and rocks and sings this version:

I'll love you forever

I'll like you for always

as long as I'm living

my mommy you'll be

I mean seriously don't you just want to curl up and cry just from the summary. I didn't even mention the part about when he goes home after her probable death and sings the song to newborn infant.

Damn.

I'm supposed to read this to my kid??

Then there is the movie Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

Yep. The classic. The beloved children's movie from the 1970's. When is the last time you actually listened to this movie? Actually sat down and watched it. The original message about accepting others no matter their difference kind of gets a little lost.

Lost in the sexism and (dare I say) racism that abounds.

This Christmas I watched it (I mean really watch it) with my 10 1/2 year and 8 year old daughters. My son was there but I don't think he was watching it.

Oldest said "How come girls can't try out for the reindeer team, mom?"

That is a good question, isn't it?

Oldest also questioned why Santa was portrayed so mean. After all it is Santa who first rejects poor little Rudolph strictly on the basis of his red nose.

Middle G said, "Why do all the girl elves have long yellow hair and why do they all have on pink dresses? Don't any of them like blue or purple?"

Dresses at the North Pole. Does that sound like a good idea? Not a dark skinned elf in the bunch. Not even a brunette.

All the boy elves (except for Hermie) are bald, white men, wearing blue pants.

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, they introduce the doe-eyed female reindeers, who aren't allowed to play any reindeer games. They are there to watch and cheer on the big bad bucks.

Mrs. Santa and Mrs. Donner do not have first names. Apparently their characters weren't strong enough to warrant names.

Mrs. Santa spends the entire show trying to feed Santa.

Mrs. Donner and Clarice risk their lives to save Rudolph, Hermie and Donner but after Yukon Cornelius and the Abominable fall off the cliff Burl Ives says, "They were all very sad about their friend, but they knew the best thing was to get the women back to Christmas Town".

OMG by that time this movie was pissing me off.

The ending is happy and Rudolph is accepted but I'm sure glad I'm not rasing daughters in 1964.

Personally, I thinks it may be time for an updated version.

Maybe Middle G will write one.