Last night I was pretending that the 150 followers I have on twitter care what I think about the Billboard Music Awards.

So let's recap

I love Kelly! This song rocks. Her dress rocks (although she claims it's pink and I'm pretty sure it's red). Her makeup is fantastic.

Shortly after Kelly, Miley arrived and FORGOT HER FRICKIN' PANTS!!! This is what you wear after sex...not what you wear in front of others...millions of others.

Carly Rae came out to sing Call me Maybe and I considered gouging out my eye. That song is so annoying. It reminds me of this one...

Hopefully Carly Rae will be a one hit wonder too.

LMFAO accepted the award for best duo and I was pretty sure they were high; I wondered why my hair can't look like Carrie Underwoods; Katy Perry joined the cirque du soleil and then Jordin Sparks arrived.

The performance was fantastic but I thought the close ups of Whitney's tearful daughter were tasteless. Plus who thought Bobbi Kristina should speak? Another bad idea.

The worst performance of the night came from Celo Green when he decided to do a Beastie Boys tribute to MCA. One word - torture.

Let's do that one old school...

Did you watch? What did you like? Hate?