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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Three television shows I propose for the fall



Diary of a middle school girl. This show has the potential for some real drama, lots of tears, and some serious fashion sponsorships. I can hear the owners of aeropostale begging for commercial spots. Imagine an opening scene where popular Buffy is taken by surprise when she learns that she only has 589 Facebook friends instead of 600. Can you see the anguish on her face?



I was robbed at the grocery store. Along the lines of Extreme Couponing, this show will feature those of us who can't be bothered cutting out those little bitches and the producers will follow us as we spend way too much money on groceries. For added entertainment we will have to take at least three children with us while we shop.



The real lunchladies of PA. Quite frankly, I am tired of all the depictions of snarly, ugly, lunchladies, with hairy moles. It's time they start featuring some cute, bubbly and perky lunchladies.

Of course, I have no idea where they're gonna find them, but we should definitely open the show like this (the video has a delay...just keep watching).


12 random thoughts:

David Allen Waters said...

I would so watch the lunchladies...way cool :)

kt moxie said...

I would *so* watch The real lunchladies show. That would be awesome and fun.

SparkleFarkle said...

The Real Lunchladies of PA?! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT! It exudes a certain je ne sais mystery meat!

Pat said...

That video was hysterical!

Galit Breen said...

Such fun CLEVER ideas! Love it!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

When I went to school in PA, we had bossy lunch ladies. I'm sure your show would feature young, hip, cool, pretty lunch ladies, and maybe a hunky guy or two, for the women, if you catch my drift.

Kristie Maynard said...

Great ideas! Love the hot lunch lady video, where do you find these things? LOL!
Have to admit the show about spending too much on groceries would probably give me a heart attack, I'm a huge couponer.

Mama Kat said...

Haha! I like your version of the prompt! And the Lunch Ladies would be a huge hit!

Jennie said...

LOL! I would SO watch the Lunch Lady show! :)

Melissa said...

Haha! These are great. There is no more drama than that of a middle school girl. And who better to witness is all? The Lunch Lady! :) Thanks for stopping by A Wide Line. I would watch ALL of those shows!

Jenners said...

I think you have a future in TV programming!

ReadyOrNot said...

Great ideas and funny video- can I get some fries to go with that shake?!

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