Dear Hacker,

What has happened in your life that has made your moral compass turn south?  What possesses someone to take something that isn't theirs?

I find your actions despictable. 

I find your boldness irritating.

I find your stupidy annoying.

If you weren't the most stupid person on the face of the planet, you would know that you can't steal what someone doesn't have. 

You would know that your attempted transaction would send red flags off in about three different locations. 

You would know that I would take all measure to make sure that it didn't occur.

Lucky for me you are the most stupid person on the face of the planet.  Paypal called.  They froze my account.  I notified my bank.  You have caused me quite a few headaches and a lot of paperwork.

AND. YOU. DIDN'T. GET. A. DIME.

Why?  Because you are a jackass with no moral compass.

Sincerely,

~me