I just wanted to give my loyal readers a little farewell shout out.  I've decided to take a little break from blogging.  I'm not sure if I'll come back in a month, in six month, in a year or not at all.  I feel spread thin like butter and I'm not putting enough focus on areas of my life that should matter more than the cyber world. 

Farewell for now.

kisatrtle

My sporadic posting is definitely a sign that I need to take a small blogging break.  I promise to come back fresh and new after the holidays.

I promise to enlighten you with all of our numerous holiday adventures that usually include up to four Christmases, a sprinkle of Prozac and a large quantity of alcohol.

Of course, Lessons from the Lunch lady will make her triumphant return come January.

Once 2010 is wrapped up and stuffed under the tree, I will return with my 2011 goals and give you an update on that 50,000 word novel I wrote in November.

I'm also hard at work thinking up some other recurring columns that we can toss around in the new year.

Till then my friends--Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.  I miss you all and promise to virtually visit real soon.

Name the novel in which the main character announces that he feels like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.   That's me this week.  I'm overloaded and blogging can't be on the front burner right now. I promise to return shortly...even wittier than before.  Upon my return I will enlighten you with the following:

• What it is like to attend a Baby Buffalo Patty drop
• What I learned in the cafeteria
• Why car shows aren't for children
• What happens at an elementary open house
• Why PTOs need your help and how not to kill most or all of their current members
• Why writing headlines for the newspaper is a tricky job
• What to say when a strange lady from NJ calls you and I'm not talking about JENNERS, and
• How to pull out a lose tooth is less than 30 seconds.

Here's hoping you all have a wonderful week.

~kisa~