If she looks for a clean towel, she'll probably realize that she needs to do laundry;

If she is going to do laundry she'll probably want to get it all out of the way before she takes a shower,

If she is gonna collect the dirty laundry, she'll probably want to wash the sheets;

If she changes the sheets, she'll probably open the linen closet to find clean sheets;

If she opens the linen closet, she'll most likely get covered head to toe in a mound of mismatched pillow cases and rolled up fitted sheets;

If she looks hard enough, she may find something to put on the beds.

If she makes all the beds, she may realize that she is hungry and hasn't had breakfast.

If she goes into the kitchen to make breakfast, she may realize that she left her tea in the microwave,

If she gets her tea out of the microwave she may forget why she came into the kitchen in the first place;

If she hears the dryer buzz, she'll probably get the laundry out and think "Why didn't I wash the towels first?"

If she folds all the laundry, shell think I guess I should put this away;

If she carries all the laundry upstairs she'll think, "When is the last time I ran the vacuum?"

If she decides to run the vacuum, she will spend the next 20 minutes looking for it and the next 49 minutes pushing it around.

If she spends all that time vacuuming, she'll probably realize that she missed hearing the dryer buzz;

If she gets the laundry out of the machine and decides to fold it in the living room, she'll probably realize that it's time to walk to the bus stop;

If she gets the kids off the bus and walks them home they will probably ask what she did today;

If she's honest she'll say, "I tried to take a shower."