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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

This blog is sort of stretched . . . like butter that has been scraped over too much bread

Name the novel in which the main character announces that he feels like butter that has been scraped over too much bread.   That's me this week.  I'm overloaded and blogging can't be on the front burner right now. I promise to return shortly...even wittier than before.  Upon my return I will enlighten you with the following:

  • What it is like to attend a Baby Buffalo Patty drop
  • What I learned in the cafeteria
  • Why car shows aren't for children
  • What happens at an elementary open house
  • Why PTOs need your help and how not to kill most or all of their current members
  • Why writing headlines for the newspaper is a tricky job
  • What to say when a strange lady from NJ calls you and I'm not talking about JENNERS, and
  • How to pull out a lose tooth is less than 30 seconds.
Here's hoping you all have a wonderful week.

~kisa~

5 random thoughts:

Steven Anthony said...

come back soon...I miss you already my friend ;)

cjsjaksmom said...

Which PTO members do you want to harm/kill? I hope it's not me! I will be hiding under the library tables!

cjsjaksmom said...

Which PTO Member do you want to harm/kill? I hope it's not me! I will be hiding under the library table!

septembermom said...

I'm intrigued by those coming attractions. Oh, I'm disappointed that our pal Jenners isn't making random phone calls to us :) LOL.

Jenners said...

Well, I'm totally on the edge of my seat waiting to find out all these teasers!!

And are you saying I'm strange!!???

: )

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I'm a 41 year old (gasp) freelance writer, school cafeteria manager, wife and mother. I have three children and one anxious and overweight beagle. I use my blog to make others laugh, to share some cool crafts, to document my lunchlady adventures and to lament about the challenges faced by us all on the journey called life. Thanks for visiting. Please leave some crack...um...I meant some comments.
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