Turns out I have quite a gift. 

I have the ability to piss people off at random.  The thing about this is that I sort of take it personal.  I'm not sure why but I do.

Yesterday at the PTO meeting I was just joking around but I'm pretty sure the one mom took it personally.  See I don't hold a position with the PTO I just like to go and get the scoop on all the business.  Find out where the money is going and what the plan is for raising more money.  I am not opposed to holding an office and next year I probably will, but currently I don't.

I'll spare you the boring details about how I'm usually misunderstood, but let's just say I'm sarcastic and often described as "funny".  I'm not sure that is a good thing or a bad thing. 

Most people get me but for those that don't, I tend to just piss them off.

The problem is I have got to learn not to care whether or not I do.  Repeat after me.  "Be who you are and say what you mean because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter."  Dr. Seuss.

Dr. Seuss Rocks.