Hello... My name is Broderick Broccoli and I'm here today to tell you what a day in the life of school broccoli is like...
Follow me.....
As you can see, I'm good for you... I build bone strength and keep the immune system healthy.
Unfortunately, no one cares because I also make you gassy and I am green. If I were yellow like corn more elementary kids would eat me. If I were rainbow... Well then I'd be everyone's favorite. But sadly, I'm green.
Here I am with my cousin Cogsworth Cauliflower who is even more despised than me.
Personally I think I look pretty good in Saran Wrap.
Ready for the tray! Cup me up and serve me with dip...
This is going to be a great day...
What I think will happen!!!
What usually happens...
How can I get more kids to enjoy all I have to offer?
Does anyone have a rainbow marker I could borrow??
You are too funny! Poor broccoli! I happen to love broccoli, guess I'm not surprised that kids don't like it, or won't try it probably! It can be a strong flavor. Will they eat it with some cheese sauce or is that a totaly no no?
ReplyDeleteIt isn't easy being green? Broderick should hook up with Kermit to form a support group.
ReplyDeletelol..poor broccoli
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