We have returned from the farm safe sound albeit a little tired.
Here's a look at the place by the numbers.
Number of minutes it took us to get to the house from the nearest McDonalds = 45
Number of miles we were on a dirt road before actually coming to my mom's house = 8
Number of bug zappers on the wall at the same McDonalds = 4
Number of acres my mom and stepfather own = 47
Here's a look at the place by the numbers.
Number of minutes it took us to get to the house from the nearest McDonalds = 45
Number of miles we were on a dirt road before actually coming to my mom's house = 8
Number of bug zappers on the wall at the same McDonalds = 4
Number of acres my mom and stepfather own = 47
Number of horses my mom's neighbor is boarding on her property = 4
Number of miles to my mom's closest neighbor = 1
Number of times I received a text = 0 (no cell coverage at all)
Number of bears in my mom's bathroom = 1 holding the toilet paper, one on the shower curtain and quite a few on the wall.
Number of times my grandma won at cards = 0
Number of dirty looks my grandma gave my good friend B when B was winning at cards = 29
Number of gifts my mom gave me = 40 (an early birthday present)
Number of times I wanted to kill my mom's dog = 3,298
Number of times the pony got an apple = 6
Number of times the other three horses got apples = 4
Number of time the kids (and my grandma) made me laugh = countless
number of times I missed ya while you were gone...at least a billion :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like the donkey farm trip was a bunch of fun. Can't wait to hear more about it.
ReplyDeleteI have been waiting for this post!!! :O) Thank you for sharing!
ReplyDeletelooks and sounds like fun
ReplyDeleteI want that bear toilet paper NOW!
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Hugs
Jon
I think the donkey farm would be a nice place to visit … but I don't think I'd want to live there. Can't wait to hear more!
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