MEME Monday...In case you don't have anything else more interesting to read

I'm playing along with The Scattered Mind of a Tatooed Minivan Mom who has Mr. Linky up and is collecting Meme's this lovely Monday.  Wanna play...what's stoppin' ya?

1. Were you named after anyone?  Yes, my mom is named Kisa-Prince and my dad's name is Kisa-Frog.
2. Do you like you handwriting?  What's a stupid question...I'm typing.
3. What is your favorite lunch meat? Provolone.  I don't like meat.
4. Do you have kids?  Do you read this blog?  Yes.  I have 3 kids.  Kisa-tulip; kisa-daisy; and Kisa-tornado
5. If you were another person would you be friends with you?  Whoever came up with this question needs counciling.  Of course, not.  I wouldn't even know me.
6. Do you use sarcasm?  No NEVER...It is against my religion, my inner self, and my hormonal calendar.
7. Do you still have your tonsils?  Unfotunately, they have yet to heed their eviction notice.  I'm thinking about filing criminal charges against them.  Mostly for annoyance and frequent infection.
8. Would you bungee jump?  Not unless someone pushed me, I was drunk or all my friends did it.
9. What is your favorite cereal?  My favorite cereal is probably...Lucky Charms because of it's nutritional value.  It has 10 esential vitamins and minerals.  It says so on the box.
10. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?  Mine don't even have laces
11. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?  Turtle Shell Green;  If they don't make this shade they really ought too..
12. How did you meet your spouse?  It's very romantic...Too bad I don't have theme music.  Picture this...My dorky hot 16 year old ass working a cash regisiter at Burger King; his skinny ripped arms prowling the broiler making hamburger.  Then our eyes meet.  It was love at first sight.  Hardly.  My boyfriend wouldn't take me to the prom and his girlfriend was stupid enough to let him go with me.  We've been together, pretty much ever since.  More than half my life....

There you have it.  A dozen useless things about me.  Just think how much other stuff you could have gotten done if you hadn't stopped by to read it.